Ahsoka

Okay, that was weird.

Oh, Master Sakura. Do all Twi'lek taste this good, or is it just you?

Phew. Okay.

Control yourself, Ahsoka. Remember your training. Remember... Master's training.

Oh, Master. Fancy seeing you here.

Master! Is this for me?

I thought Jedi were supposed to keep their emotions in check.

You're saying this is my fault? You get like this when I'm around?

Oh, Master. In that case, let me help ease your tension.

It's so thick. I can practically taste the midichlorians.

What? Can you even taste the-

Dammit.

Oh, Master. You're so hard.

But we mustn't! It is against the Jedi Code to form such attachments!

I must stay true to our order.

What was that?

Master Sakura and Master Fisto once had an affair?

Master Mundi has a harem? Master Yoda Fox?

Oh, well, in that case...

That was... so... wizard.