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He's probably found some old lady.

Oh man, not the fucking reader.

Yeah, sure.

Where's the old lady?

I thought you had an old lady for me.

They don't speak English.

Ah.

They only know wables.

Ah.

You know what that means?

Balls?

Yes.

It's actually eggs.

You ready for the surprise of the day?

Yes I am.

You ready, you ready, you ready?

Remember the last surprise?

Yes.

The trunk was a good surprise.

I know.

You ready for this one?

Okay.

Don't look, close your eyes.

Okay, they're closed.

Oh God.

We got a little skateboarding.

Oh God, are you serious?

It was between this and paintballs

and I figured the paintball thing with the camera

and your vagina being so gaping,

I didn't want to lose paintballs inside of your vagina.

Thanks, buddy.

So I got skateboards.

Yay.

But me and Pete,

you're just gonna sit there and do what you do.

Be a sexy ass whore.

Man whore, man whore.

I know the skateboards.

You wanna go?

Let's go.

I really gotta pee.

Pete, let me drive, come on.

Open the trunk.

Okay, get out.

Get out.

Whatever.

I want you no more.

How the fuck do you open the trunk?

Just open, just open it.

God, he's like a fucking **************** or something.

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