Lisa Ann

Yes, it's very important. It's the first thing for you, a guy, you're going to love it.

There's a porn star here promoting a new product that I thought a lot of guys might be interested in

because it's pretty close to virtual sex according to the stuff I read.

This is Lisa Ann, she's a porn star, she's promoting a new product called the Real Touch,

a masturbation device, which Lord knows, sometimes you need.

See, you put your penis in this thing and it resembles sort of a large hot dog bun,

and then you watch porn up, and the device simulates everything the guy in the video is experiencing.

It's attached to the video.

Yeah, exactly.

Hey Lisa Ann, wow, nice rock baby. You look good.

You see, you're what a porn star should look like.

I got news for you, I'm watching Celebrity Sex Rehab, and they got some girl on there,

and she says she's a porn star. I mean, I can't imagine paying to watch her have sex.

This girl looks like a busset.

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