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I need to wait for his transaction to process.

Finally, when his transaction was complete, I say for the last time,

"Nope, tipping is optional, and you have a great day,"

and finally escape.

Thankfully, I was not the one who overheard the whole thing,

and expressed their disgust with his behavior,

and lent me a generous tip to make our deal.

Reply, "I had a seemingly lovely group of women in their 30s,

and they were flirting and joking with me the whole time."

Then the check came, and it was $79, so they gave me $2.

So I said, "I'll be right back with your change."

There was no reason to stop, and I walked away, and I left.

I get back, and hand them the dollar, and some change, and they ask,

"So, you have to tip out at the end of the night, right? How much is it?"

Typically, it's 3% of my total savings.

So, you're paying a couple bucks to serve us? That sucks.

They all laugh, and left the restaurant.

Am I the jerk for refusing to take my name off the deed to my mother-in-law's home?

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