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Shit. Um...

You look pretty hot, Steph's sister.

Um... I guess it depends what you want from the date.

What do you mean?

Well, if you give your date some...

If you want to give your date blue balls,

that is the perfect outfit.

Whatever, Steph bro.

I guess I should dress a little less sexy,

but I do want to impress him.

Well, where'd you meet this guy anyway?

Um... in school.

Um... okay, I can't lie.

We met on a dating app.

Where else are you supposed to meet people nowadays?

I mean, shit.

I hope the guy's not a psycho.

You better be careful.

You be careful.

I've talked to this guy for two weeks already.

I think he really likes me.

He just graduated college.

He works for a hedger fund.

He's cool.

He works for a hedge fund?

Shit.

So you want a guy that can afford your expensive tastes, huh?

Fuck you.

Let me try on another dress.

What do you think about this one?

Jesus.

Turn around and give me a little show.

Wow.

Well, if I were the guy, I would still want to fuck you.

But then again, I'm your stepbrother,

so I don't think I can be your date.

You are sick.

You need to get some help.

Hey, you asked my opinion.

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