หมอตุรกีคนนี้ตกใจ!! ฉันเอาควยใหญ่ของฉันออกมาต่อหน้าเธอ

Hi, how are you doing?

Welcome, welcome today in our cabinet.

Yeah, I'm so happy there's an English doctor here in Istanbul.

Yes, we are.

My first time here, so yeah.

Yeah, we do speak English as well in our cabinet.

So, I just need to put you in our record, medical record.

What is your name?

Donald Jameson.

Jameson?

Yeah.

Okay, what is your age?

What do you want, my date of birth?

Yes.

16th of May, 1980.

Okay, and what is your issue today?

What is the reason why you came?

Yeah, my belly really hurts.

Yesterday I arrived here and I had a stomachache.

in Istanbul. Okay, from where? Yeah, I came from Chicago. Okay. I'm here on holiday but we went to a

restaurant and we ordered shish kebab, we ordered shawarma and also a drink, ayran.

Okay. Drink one liter ayran and then after I drink the ayran my belly boom boom boom. Do you have any

diary? No. Okay, would you mind putting on your shirt? I have a weird feeling here. I'm gonna just listen to your belly. Yes, it's my first time here. You're from Turkey too? Yeah.

You hear it? Oh my god, yes I hear it. It sounds like there's a war.

Yeah. It's a war zone in here. Do you have a medicine for me? Yeah, I guess it's because you're not used to eat our food. You're just Americans, you're used to eat the burgers and junky food.

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