When trying to have a stress relieving wank becomes even more stressful.

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Every now and again I am a seriously fucking grumpy motherfucker. It's no doubt down to being ‘the time of the month', not that I have the very obvious way to track such things. So out of nowhere I'll be stressed and grouchy for no real reason whatsoever. Today, was one of those days. I can't even pretend to not be. Or indeed I won't pretend! Because after all, so many of my friends, followers and fans do so because my content is so real. It's like you get to be a fly on the wall if my life! You never know, someone in the right circles might spot me and think I need my own TV show. Haha. Can you imagine? I think I need to start a new channel somewhere where I just tell you stories from my life but where my bits and tits aren't on display. I'd been trying to settle down and finger my perfect furry fanny for you, but SomeBuddy had other ideas.

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